{"product_id":"basketball-dad-i-dont-need-a-gps-classic-tote-bag","title":"Basketball Dad \"I don't need a GPS\" Classic Tote Bag","description":"\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Official 'Gym Cartographer' Basketball Dad Tote\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know the dad. The one who has the optimal route to every elementary though high school gym within a three-county area memorized by heart. The one who knows which vending machines actually have the good sports drinks and where the cleanest bathrooms are located. This is the official tote of that dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget about a GPS; this bag is certified by the 'Gym Scout' Field Agent program. It’s heavy-duty, ready for Row D, and designed to haul everything a dedicated sideline coach needs (especially the extra water bottle your kid \u003ci\u003ealways\u003c\/i\u003e forgets).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Dual-Threat Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSide A (The Heart of the Team):\u003c\/b\u003e A distressed, textured \u003cb\u003eheart-shaped basketball\u003c\/b\u003e with \u003cb\u003e\"DAD\"\u003c\/b\u003e centered over the heart in a bold, varsity block font. It’s a clean, athletic tribute to the man who leads by cheering from Row 4.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSide B (The Route to Victory):\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate declaration of travel-ball status: \u003cb\u003e\"I don’t need a GPS. I know every gym in a 50-mile radius.\"\u003c\/b\u003e For the man whose sense of direction is guided by the sound of squeaky shoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe 'Gym Scout' Emblem:\u003c\/b\u003e Also on Side B is the exclusive \u003cb\u003eGYM SCOUT 'Field Agent' Badge of Honor, \u003c\/b\u003ecomplete with its braided rope border and compass rose. This certified insignia, with its 'Bleacher Reporting' motto, signifies that you’ve done your time and have navigated more tournament brackets than Google Maps.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Tactical Utility of this Tote\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeavy-Duty Canvas:\u003c\/b\u003e Built to survive being dropped in a muddy parking lot or kicked over when a ref makes a bad call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMassive Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Plenty of room for hoodies, scorebooks, two umbrellas (for the walk \u003ci\u003eto\u003c\/i\u003e the gym), and that oversized \"emergency\" snack stash you hide from the players.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Gift Selection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eStruggling to find the right gift for the dad who already has everything (except a customized sideline uniform)? This is a guaranteed win for any celebration:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Father's Day Slam Dunk:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a gift that’s more useful than another tie and cooler than a pair of socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBirthday Recognition:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect way to celebrate his personal \"season opener.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Just Because\" Gesture:\u003c\/b\u003e A great way to say \"thanks for the 300-mile round trip to that weekend tournament\" or \"sorry for yelling 'BOX OUT!' that loud in front of your teacher.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eComplete the Starting Lineup\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGo for the full game-day uniform with our matching collection!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCoordinating Tee:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, breathable, and featuring that signature heart design with a hidden secret message inside the neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCoordinating Hat:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect solution for \"gym hair\" after a full weekend of tournament play.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInsulated Travel Mug:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep your sideline strategy fuel at the perfect temperature.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFuel your sideline strategy with a bag that knows the route. Grab the Basketball Dad Tote and stay locked in until the final buzzer!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandle (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandle (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble Dry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLow\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBleach\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOnly non-chlorine\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Merch by Mary Ellen","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":47373749289213,"sku":"6ee53fd8-d5b9-4131-9ccc-766b4c37247c","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural","offer_id":47373749321981,"sku":"6d518829-f7c7-4d33-b33b-5c2cf0fb40c7","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5679\/2829\/files\/c83dadd6-aff9-4417-a70d-36e37a6f4d8a.webp?v=1775998345","url":"https:\/\/merchbymaryellen.com\/products\/basketball-dad-i-dont-need-a-gps-classic-tote-bag","provider":"Merch by Mary Ellen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}