{"product_id":"parent-life-tote-bagi-cant-my-kid-has-a-game-classic-tote-bag-premium-tote-bag","title":"Parent Life Tote Bag\"I Can't. My Kid Has a Game.\"  | Premium Tote Bag","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Professional Spectator\" Premium Tote\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAre you a parent, or are you just a highly unpaid Uber driver with a snack budget?\u003c\/b\u003e If your car smells like grass stains and your calendar is just a list of field locations you can’t pronounce, this bag was made for you. It’s the ultimate accessory for the parent who has officially surrendered their social life to the league.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFront:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e“I can’t. My kid has a game. Or practice. Or something.”\u003c\/i\u003e — The universal auto-reply for every invitation you’ll receive from February through November.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBack:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003e“Everything in this bag is for my kid. Except the wine. That’s for later.”\u003c\/i\u003e — Honest. Relatable. A legal requirement for surviving double-headers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReinforced Stitching:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong enough to carry three Gatorades, a first-aid kit, two spare jerseys, and that \"emergency\" bottle of Pinot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMassive Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e 10 liters of space, because \"bringing just the essentials\" is a lie we tell ourselves before every tournament.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEco-Conscious:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton fabric, because we care about the planet our kids are currently running all over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate \"Vibe\":\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for the sidelines, the grocery store (where you're buying more snacks), or the parking lot where you're waiting for practice to end.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Lukewarm hand wash only. Do not wash away the memories (or the wine stains).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet yours before the next season starts!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Merch by Mary Ellen","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47385267142909,"sku":"5c74eedf-171f-4ffd-acdf-ee0d65885818","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5679\/2829\/files\/3491034f-bd7d-4aea-baa5-6ef28969e08a.png?v=1776208279","url":"https:\/\/merchbymaryellen.com\/products\/parent-life-tote-bagi-cant-my-kid-has-a-game-classic-tote-bag-premium-tote-bag","provider":"Merch by Mary Ellen","version":"1.0","type":"link"}