Dr. Mom’s "Rub Some Dirt On It" 15oz Travel Mug

The only prescription for a 7:00 AM kickoff.

Forget the pharmacy—Dr. Mom is making house calls (or rather, bleacher calls). Whether you’re facing a suspicious "injury" in the bottom of the ninth or just the sheer exhaustion of a three-game Saturday, this travel mug is your primary care provider.

Featuring the official medical prescription for "Rubbing Some Dirt On It," this 15oz stainless steel sidekick is designed to keep your "medicine" (be it coffee, tea, or something stronger for the extra-innings) at the perfect temperature while you patrol the sidelines.

Clinical Specifications:

• The "Tough Love" Design: High-contrast prescription pad graphic that lets the ref, the coach, and the other parents know exactly where you stand on "dramatics."

• Leak-Proof Technology: Because the only thing you should be spilling is the tea after the game, not your coffee.

• Temperature Control: Vacuum-insulated to keep your brew piping hot through the morning frost or ice-cold during those humid double-headers.

• Sideline Survival Size: 15oz of pure endurance. Fits perfectly in most car cup holders and fits even better in your hand while you're waving it at a questionable call.

Recommended Dosage:

Fill with 15oz of caffeine. Repeat as necessary until the final whistle blows.

Warning: Side effects may include extreme vocal support, expert-level snack distribution, and an inability to tolerate "sideline whining."