Dr. Mom’s "Rub Some Dirt On It" Heavy Blend Hoodie

Official Sideline Medical Gear for the Cold-Weather Specialist.

When the temperature drops but the game keeps going, Dr. Mom doesn’t clock out. This isn't just a hoodie; it’s a mobile recovery station. Whether you're dealing with a "game-ending" hangnail or just the freezing wind coming off the bleachers, this heavy-blend masterpiece has the prescription for success: Stay warm and rub some dirt on it.

Designed for the Merch By Mary Ellen collection, this hoodie features the "pocket-style" prescription on the front and the full-strength medical order on the back. It’s thick, soft, and tough—just like your sideline coaching style.

Why It’s Dr. Mom Approved:

• The "Emergency Blanket" Feel: A heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that feels like a hug from a woman who knows exactly where the first aid kit is hidden.

• Prescription Pouch: A front kangaroo pocket perfectly sized for holding snacks, whistles, extra hair ties, and your "Dr. Mom" travel mug.

• Double-Lined Hood: To hide your face when the ref makes a call so bad even you can’t find a medical reason for it.

• Pill-Resistant Finish: Because Dr. Mom doesn't have time for a "fuzzy" look—she’s got games to win.

Clinical Specifications:

• Brand: Gildan 18500 (The Gold Standard of Sideline Comfort)

• Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester for zero-shrink reliability.

• Fit: Classic Unisex (Order a size up for that extra-cozy "oversized" mom look).

Prescribed for: Playoff runs, 6:00 AM warm-ups, and anyone claiming they "can’t feel their toes."

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