Family Transcript Calm down, Tom Brady Dad T-shirt
Quality Guarantee
Fast Shipping
Locally Owned
Secure Payments
Family Transcript Calm down, Tom Brady Dad T-shirt
- Vendor
- Merch by Mary Ellen
The "Family Transcript" Tee
Because every sideline comment deserves to be a matter of public record.
Let’s be honest: if you're a sports dad, your family is recording your every move. The early morning drives, the missed turns to the tournament gym, the questionable "coaching" from the second row of the bleachers—it's all part of the official record.
Our Family Transcript Series captures the real, unfiltered, and mildly roasting commentary straight from the ultimate critics: your wife, your daughter, and your son.
Whether you’re the self-appointed team sherpa carrying three gear bags, or the dad who absolutely does not need a GPS (despite being 40 miles off course), these tees are an official receipt of your dedication. It’s the perfect blend of "we love you" and "we're absolutely making fun of you."
The Wife’s Version: Features the classic, loving eye-rolls every sports dad deserves. From teasing his "expert" navigation skills to his legendary 40-yard dash just to claim a spot in the shade, this one is a tribute to the man who brings the passion (and the chaos) to every tournament.
Why You'll Love It:
The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Prepare for knowing nods from every other parent on the sidelines.
Premium Comfort for the Long Haul: Crafted from ultra-soft, durable cotton to keep you comfortable through double-headers, tournament weekends, and endless carpools.
Built to Last: Just like your sports dad stamina, the high-quality print won't fade after a few trips through the wash.
The Perfect Gift: Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just celebrating the guy who never misses a game (even if he misses the exit).
The Specs:
Fit: Classic unisex fit—structured but relaxed enough for active sideline cheering.
Material: 100% heavy cotton (perfect for crisp, bold text that stands out in the stands).
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (because nobody has time for complicated laundry on a Sunday night).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 88.9 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132.2 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66.1 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 39.7 | 43.2 | 47 | 50.8 | 54.6 | 58.1 | 61.6 | 64.5 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 15.6 | 17 | 18.5 | 20 | 21.5 | 22.9 | 24.3 | 25.4 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |
| Iron | Iron or steam with medium heat |
Global Shipping Network
40+ logistics partners
With our worldwide shipping network you benefit from fast, secure and best priced delivery.
We make the production and delivery of custom products simple, borderless, and programmable.
The average delivery time:
6-9 days Standard Shipping
4-5 days Express Shipping
Quality Guarantee
Fast Shipping
Locally Owned
Secure Payments