New Country, Who Dis? USA 250th anniversary T-shirt
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New Country, Who Dis? USA 250th anniversary T-shirt
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- Merch by Mary Ellen
Breaking up is hard to do. Unless it’s with a monarchy—then you do it via text and keep the entire continent.
Welcome to the ultimate historical divorce. Part of our exclusive USA 250 Commemorative Collection, this graphic tee reimagines the greatest breakup in global history as a modern-day digital ghosting. Because let’s be honest: 1,300 words in the Declaration of Independence was just a fancy, 18th-century way of saying, "The vibe is toxic, the taxes are unreasonable, and we need our space. Like, 3,000 miles of ocean space." Designed right here in the USA, this shirt features a sleek, minimalist layout on the front to honor 250 years of independent thriving. The reverse delivers the ultimate mic-drop text thread that left King George III completely on read. It's the perfect conversation starter for the 2026 Semi-Quincentennial.
Why you'll love it:
Premium STL Quality: Locally designed in the USA. Printed on retail-ready premium cotton with 0% royal jurisdiction.
The Perfect Subtle Front: Features a clean, minimalist design celebrating the historic USA 250 milestone.
The Savage Reverse: A highly legible, modern text bubble conversation guaranteed to make people behind you in line double-take (and laugh).
An Easter Egg Inside: Hidden custom inner-neck detailing because true independence starts from the inside out.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the text bubbles—King George has been through enough heat already.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 | |
| B) Width (cm) | -0.2 | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 | |
| B) Width (inches) | -0.1 | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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